Bikinis

Vinicious holds on tight while Haelie starts to bobble...

Up she goes... into the arms of her carrier...

It is a good thing that Vinicious is on the same team as Haelie. Those breasts would be hard to miss.

Haelie's turn to catch a pass, with Vinicious waiting to grab and hoist her if needed.

"He's allowed to grab any part of her if he's on her team," Angel explains as we watch the play, "But if he's on the other team, he gets a penalty for grabbing her tits."

"That's a big part of our offensive strategy," add Randi, giggling, "Drawing that penalty."

Randi does her best to prevent the completed pass, but Angel has great hands.

Apparently, girls being carried around by huge men will be a major feature of this weird new sport.

Haelie shows off her arm.

"I was a pretty fair bowler on my girls' cricket side," she giggles, "Here comes a googly!"

"Let's show Deximo [ED: our photographer] one of our plays," says Haelie.

"We kind of changed a few more of the Merkan rules," Angel says, "For example, you can't run with the ball. You have to be carried. That's why we recruited the Tuccis to play on our team. Well, one of the reasons."

"We may have to part with one of them just for the sake of fairness," admits Randi, "I mean, they are the two strongest guys on the Island. We're still waiting for other teams to play against us and they're already complaining that we have two of the best carriers. And two of the hottest, too."

One of the Tucci twins tosses the girls a football.