Bikinis

"The next contestant should be no stranger to any of you boys and girls," says Andie, "It's Miss Carnipelago herself, Pia Rapoza!"

"I love her!" Kyndra chimes in.

So do the audience as evidenced by Pia's warm reception.

"If you want to see more of adorable Celia, of course, you can get tickets to the next Fornax Seals water polo match," says Andie, "But of course, her water polo suit isn't quite that skimpy!"

A few groans eminate from the crowd in the back rows.

"The next contestant is a professional water polo player who some of you may know from... well... watching water polo," says Andie, "It's Celia Lobo!"

"Oh she really is tiny!" chirps Kyndra.

Andie has some news for Kyndra and the crowd.

"Well, there's been a request from this Spring's show organizer," says Andie, trying not to break into a giggle, "They want us to... well... cover up a little..."

The crowd rumbles in displeasure.

"Now, now. They don't want us to distract from the contestants," she reveals, then turns to Kyndra, "Time for our pink ball gowns, Kyndra?"

Kyndra just grins as the prance off momentarily.

Kyndra, after frothing up the orchestra pit with her irresistible giggles and jiggles, is joined by her partner in the Lucky Ladies dance team, Andie. Also sporting some smoking - and luridly displayed - curves of her own.

There are some who wonder if Kyndra is actually real. Meaning not a life-sized love doll robot cooked up in the caverns of South Station labratories.

She is all woman, we are assured, and duely convinced.