Bikinis

Roxanne Rolls smirks at the camera as she strides over to the pool with her portable record player and a bottle of Hammerhead Malt.

When the Venus Islands become a hot vacation spot, Venus Islanders who have connections with the Circo Tulala tribe head to Camp Fornax for their little secret getaways. There's not much there, but the barren island camp is far from the eye of tourists and the Imperial government and its sheriffs - but not always far from the roving eye of Venus Island Girl. This month, photos surface of supermodel Sami Sunshine enjoying an after-midnight improptu party and dance with Mistress of Men Roxanne Rolls.

"Yes, she's untying that bottom," Andie confirms.

"Oh, no," gasps Kyndra. "I think Miss Monkey has had a little too much to drink."

"She looks a little fam..." starts Kyndra.

"Shhh," chides Andie, "She's Little Miss Monkey."

"Is she untying her bikini bottom?"

"Our next contestant did not want her real name used," says Andie, "But she must have done something to impress the booking scouts downstairs..."

"I don't want to know," giggles Kyndra.

"...so here she is... she calls herself 'Little Miss Monkey'..."

"That's so CUTE!"

"Well, that might be a bikini, I guess, but it looks like it might float right off in the water," says Kyndra.

"Which would make you quite popular at the pool, Babydoll," grins Andie.

"I'm already popular at the pool."

"Oh, that's very true. And so is Genna, I bet, or will be starting tomorrow!'

"You might know our next contestant if you've ever had your hair done down on South Main Street in Springfield," says Andie.

"I have!" interrupts Kyndra.

"It's Genna Bonducci!"