Bikinis

When one of our loyal sponsors, the Purple Pelican Boutique in Springfield, let us know that they'd finally gotten a modelling deal with the reigning Miss Carnipelago (in 1985), Pia Rapoza, we begged for some outtakes. It turns out we didn't have to beg, not that it didn't hurt and we're not too proud anyway, but our own roving photographer Deximo Zincavage was handling the lens and turned us on to some candids for your viewing pleasure. Read more »

Just as we were discussing some additional ideas... perhaps rolling out the human-size aquarium or something like that... the conversation was interrupted by the sound of loud bootsteps.

The camera begins to click and whirr....

While I put the finishing touches on the white drop, Deximo tells Wilona to get comfortable in the pink egg chair.

Miraculously (and unfortunately for some of our readers), the bikini stays on as Wilona stretches and poses a little.