"Well, I don't know why you're keeping it a big secret, Jozzy. You must know who does that kind of stuff around here."

I said nothing. Pretending not to hear.

"Maybe someone will see me in your silly little not-really-porn-but-basically-porn magazine and offer me som..."

She interupted herself with a squeal of delight.

"Found it! Perfect. Tell Deziro that I have one more set to do!"

I stopped pretending not to hear, and shouted, "Um... by the way... it's DEXIMO..."

"Whatever."