"Great. This dipshit on Matchmaker just spent 2,000 clams to hold hands with that bimbo hairdresser from Springfield," growls Randi.

"I work with her. I can't believe they invited her and not me," Randi scowls.

"Have they seen you?"

"No."

"Well, fuck, you could bring in three times what she's getting right now."

"Thanks!"