Randi greets us at Landers Field, usually used for the Island's more popular sport, Beach Volleyball. Angel tests the sand for pebbles and its temperature.

"We started watching Merkan Football on the dish Coach Cumming used to have in his cabin," says Randi, "We thought it was pretty hot, so we tried to learn as much as we could about it before Coach's satellite was confiscated by the Empress."

"We still don't know that much, but we tried it anyway," Randi continues, "Then when we graduated and got permission to use Landers Field when Volleyball was out of season. We even made our own little uniforms!"

Yes. Emphasis on the word "little."