What happened next was probably too racy to make it to our pages. In fact, I'm surprised that Deximo even let us tell this part of the story, or include my photographs of him with Windi. Though, maybe he liked the part of the story where she said, "Wow, you're hung like a horse."

Either way, Windi is one seriously capable cocktease. Poor Deximo couldn't even finish the shoot. He went off to take a long, cold shower and let me work alone with Windi.

"You're a chick," he told me. "Maybe you can deal with her better."