Deximo took one more shot, then packed up his kit and stumbled out without saying a word.

"I never slept with a clown girl before," Vala purred as he left, "You won't bite me will you?"

I couldn't promise that I wouldn't.

"Good," she giggled, "Backrub, please?"

I closed my notebook and got to work. The rest of the evening's activities will be left to our beloved readers' imaginations.

-- Jozzy Walker.