Street Clothes

Sami Sunshine poses in the headlights of her vintage raspberry BMW out on Old High Street in Carniville Proper. "I got it in South California," she says, "It was a wreck at first, but I had it steamed back home and Pete the Bumper Car mechanic fixed it up. I didn't really pick the color. It was the only color he had enough of to cover it. I think it's pretty cute, don't you?"

Three of Carnipelago's most adored female celebs show off their wheels!

Carniluft 2 was a tiny little craft indeed. I spend the next hour trying not to seem like I was overly enjoying pressing up against one of the hottest women in the country. I probably failed miserably, but she didn't seem to mind. Umi seems to love physical contact. She was driving me out of my mind and we hadn't left the ground yet.

Deximo reluctantly gave up his camera after taking one more notable photograph.

Naturally, I asked where we were going. "Let's fly to Costa Preto and you can take pictures of me in my new bikini," She said. I didn't need any more convincing.

"Are you ready, sweetie?" She called me Sweetie. I was becoming smitten.

"I always wanted to take someone for a ride in this little baby," said Umi.

"This is Carniluft 2," She explained, "It's an old prototype. I used to fly postal routes in it. It's a one-seater, but maybe one of you can slip inside with me?"

We thought our photographer Deximo would leap at the chance to squeeze into the cramped contraption with Umi and her amazing body, but unfortunately, he reluctantly admitted that he was afraid of heights.

"Well, I was hoping you would ride with me, Jozzy," she told me. Hot damn.

We proposed a rather glamorous little photoshoot for the knockout go-go dancer-turned-water polo star but she just laughed.

"Why don't you just meet me at the airfield in Carniville Heights?" She suggested, "I want to show you my new toy!"

After doing a little research on the budding star, we found out that her first claim to fame was as a balloon pilot for the Four Tribes Transportation Authority. So, we bit.

Genna the Hairdresser hands the Constable her business card. Suddenly the Constable's hair grows three inches. And his pants seem much tighter. Is she a tailor, too?