Street Clothes

The shot that would eventually make Wilona May's covergirl. Nice.

When asked about the snakeskin outfit, Wilona responds, "Well, it's something a Tucci would wear."

Indeed. Animals. Tucci Brothers. Snakes. Makes sense. But Deximo has something a little less decent in mind for his newest model.

Wilona shows up a tad early, 3:45pm, at the photo studio in Springfield, wearing a tight python outfit that makes her look even more buxom, if such a thing were possible.

Her hair was longer, and tossed a bit wildly, only adding to her sultriness. Gone were the little pigtails and it was clear that Wilona was no schoolgirl anymore.

Kyndra clearly knows Deximo. Hopefully that will help his case as he makes an offer of a Venus Island Girl pictorial to the young Tucci.

She appears sceptical.

With the charm and skill of a seasoned ambassador, our photographer gets the lovely giques' attention with a poorly faked clearing of the throat. Ingenious.

Kyndra seemed to be telling Wilona that she could someday work with her at the Silver Seal and that she would immediately talk to her boss, the flamboyant Pucky Luxx, about the possibility.

If ever you wanted someone to console you, it would have to be Kyndra Lee, who has to be the sweetest person ever born in the Venus Islands. Wilona is lucky to have such a loving cousin.

The shots became even more interesting as Wilona was spotted by her second-cousin and Silver Seal star Kyndra Lee who came to her side to console her.

After a wild, controversial Bikinirama, our trusty photographer, my cousin Deximo, noticed a rather distraught Wilona Tucci brooding in the hallway and decided to fertively take some photographs.

Our chat and photoshoot was cut short when the driver of the D Line bus began to carp about Camilisa's trike being in his way.

"Oh, for the love of God, can't you get around me? Sweet mother," exclaimed Camilisa, to the driver, "Are you that shitty of a driver? God help your fucking passengers, you ape. Alright, I'm out of here."

And so were we. -- Deximo Zincavage.