"This is Carniluft 2," She explained, "It's an old prototype. I used to fly postal routes in it. It's a one-seater, but maybe one of you can slip inside with me?"

We thought our photographer Deximo would leap at the chance to squeeze into the cramped contraption with Umi and her amazing body, but unfortunately, he reluctantly admitted that he was afraid of heights.

"Well, I was hoping you would ride with me, Jozzy," she told me. Hot damn.