Sports

We didn't know what "podgy" meant, but if it had something to do with her breasts, it was okay with us.

We'd heard about Haelie, but we didn't expect such a curvy little package.

"You must be from the magazine," she chirped in a cute little British accent, "Do you think I'm Venus Island Girl material? I'm a little on the podgy side."

Uh huh. Welcome to our country, Haelie Ann. Let's hope you can stay for a while.

"Here comes Haelie! Wait 'till you meet her!"

Angel models one of her earlier game jerseys.

Randi warns us that if we photograph their little practice, they'll fly out of her shirt a lot. Damn. We should have brought more film.

Randi seemed to enjoy the fact that her tiny t-shirt could barely cover her new tits.

"I didn't get them done to hide them, silly," she says, "And don't they look a weency bit like footballs? Isn't that cool?"

"It's probably too bad that our practice shirts were printed before my boob job. Or is it?" Randi giggles, giving the camera a flirtatious jiggle, "It barely fits me now!"

Randi greets us at Landers Field, usually used for the Island's more popular sport, Beach Volleyball. Angel tests the sand for pebbles and its temperature.

"We started watching Merkan Football on the dish Coach Cumming used to have in his cabin," says Randi, "We thought it was pretty hot, so we tried to learn as much as we could about it before Coach's satellite was confiscated by the Empress." Read more »

Finally, it dropped. "Not again," she sighed, looking around for her lost top, "Where did it go?"

As I watched her pound away, I was beginning to wonder how long that tiny sheer bandeau would last.