Sports

It is a good thing that Vinicious is on the same team as Haelie. Those breasts would be hard to miss.

Haelie's turn to catch a pass, with Vinicious waiting to grab and hoist her if needed.

"He's allowed to grab any part of her if he's on her team," Angel explains as we watch the play, "But if he's on the other team, he gets a penalty for grabbing her tits."

"That's a big part of our offensive strategy," add Randi, giggling, "Drawing that penalty."

Randi does her best to prevent the completed pass, but Angel has great hands.

Apparently, girls being carried around by huge men will be a major feature of this weird new sport.

Haelie shows off her arm.

"I was a pretty fair bowler on my girls' cricket side," she giggles, "Here comes a googly!"

"Let's show Deximo [ED: our photographer] one of our plays," says Haelie.

"We kind of changed a few more of the Merkan rules," Angel says, "For example, you can't run with the ball. You have to be carried. That's why we recruited the Tuccis to play on our team. Well, one of the reasons."

"We may have to part with one of them just for the sake of fairness," admits Randi, "I mean, they are the two strongest guys on the Island. We're still waiting for other teams to play against us and they're already complaining that we have two of the best carriers. And two of the hottest, too."

One of the Tucci twins tosses the girls a football.

Finally the Tucci Brothers arrive, clad in their uniforms, which were as miniscule as the girls' t-shirts.

"Mae Dose! [ED: Carnipelagian slang, hard to enterpret.] They barely fit in those shorts." exclaims Angel.

"Mmm. This is gonna be fun," adds Randi.

"We made our own rule," Angel explains to us, "That if you lose any part of your uniform, you can't put it back on. We think that will be a popular rule. I mean, we do want to sell tickets someday."

"Mmm. Fun," Randi reiterates.

"We're still waiting for Vitor and Vinicious," says Angel, gazing over at the parking lot, "You'd think those boys would want to play with us enough to be on time."