Slingshot

When one of our loyal sponsors, the Purple Pelican Boutique in Springfield, let us know that they'd finally gotten a modelling deal with the reigning Miss Carnipelago (in 1985), Pia Rapoza, we begged for some outtakes. It turns out we didn't have to beg, not that it didn't hurt and we're not too proud anyway, but our own roving photographer Deximo Zincavage was handling the lens and turned us on to some candids for your viewing pleasure. Read more »

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"Too bad we don't have a trapeze here," smirked Andie.

"Shhh... she's... Little Miss Monkey. That's all we know, right?" Kyndra giggles, then squints at the petite figure through the haze, "She's a good dancer!"

"Um... is she naked?" Kyndra asked her co-host, "Because..."

"Uh... yeah," Andie stammered as the little acrobat shook her practically naked ass around the catwalk to the ardent enthusiasm of the Silver Seal crowd.

"She is?"

"No... but as close as anyone has ever been..."

"Wow... I couldn't keep that thing on. How does she do it?"

"She's Little Miss Monkey. From the jungle."

"No!"

"And I don't think her Mother will approve..." Read more »

"Little Miss Monkey is quite the performer," said Andie with an ever-so-slight disapproving air.

The audience approved, though, and soon the Princess Incognito had them cheering loudly. Bikinirama is not meant to be a striptease show, as oddly modest as that may seem for such a bawdy event, but "Little Miss Monkey" was not to be stopped. The crowd would have been quite difficult to handle if she were forced to tone it down.

We can now confirm that the drunken, petite contestant was none other than Princess Dulai, second in line to the Imperial Throne. Or at least she was until a night of drinking with a few of her tumbler compadres at the Silver Seal bar led to her shocking striptease at this spring's Bikinirama.

Off it goes!