Slingshot

"Yes, she's untying that bottom," Andie confirms.

"Oh, no," gasps Kyndra. "I think Miss Monkey has had a little too much to drink."

After a few prances along the catwalk, Wilona warms up enough to actually give the grateful crowd a wild lurid jiggle of her expansive rack.

"Oh... my," Kyndra is impressed, "I like her, Andie."

"Bigger than me," marvels Kyndra.

"And me," replies Andie, "If she can dance, we might have a job for little Wilona."

"Mmhmm. Wow."

Wilona's... assets... stun the crowd.

The next contestant seemed a little shy at first. But as she cut through the smoke and haze and into the glare of the spotlights it was clear she had nothing to be shy about.

"Our next contestant is here because... well... she told us she lost a bet," announces Andie. "And I think you ladies and gentlemen will be glad she did."

"She borrowed my shoes..." Kyndra's eyes widen. "Oh my," she gasps, "Look at her!" Read more »

"If you want to see more of adorable Celia, of course, you can get tickets to the next Fornax Seals water polo match," says Andie, "But of course, her water polo suit isn't quite that skimpy!"

A few groans eminate from the crowd in the back rows.