Sheer

In this new feature, our roving Fashion Constable captures those Carnipelagian women who dare to flaunt their physical assets in any number of ways. This month, the mission is: Sinfully Sheer.

Sami Sunshine talks and struts for Venus Island Girl.

Despite the ban on nude beaches, these ladies still like to flaunt their golden assets along the shores of the Sea of Secrets.

Emie finally arrives, looking like a tomboy, barefoot and draped in denim. Vala and she exchange a few words.

Your next Empress, ladies and gentlemen. Vala the Hot.

Vala makes smalltalk with our crew while primping in a robe that was slightly revealing. "So, why haven't you asked me to be on your cover?" She asks. If we knew it would be as easy as just asking...

What happened next was probably too racy to make it to our pages. In fact, I'm surprised that Deximo even let us tell this part of the story, or include my photographs of him with Windi. Though, maybe he liked the part of the story where she said, "Wow, you're hung like a horse."

Either way, Windi is one seriously capable cocktease. Poor Deximo couldn't even finish the shoot. He went off to take a long, cold shower and let me work alone with Windi.

"You're a chick," he told me. "Maybe you can deal with her better."

Windi put up with Deximo's "lame" umbrella idea for a few choice shots, then giggled a little to herself and said, "I'm gonna sell more copies of your magazine than Sami did."

With that she teeter-tottered off to the dressing area.

Windi, for all her quirks, is one hell of a model.

"It's warm," she complained, about the rum. Then with a shrug, "I'll deal with it. After all. It's 'Cock Rocket'."

And it was on sale.