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"What's next? Well, I'm doing this. I mean, I am getting paid for this. Then, I'm going to be starring in a new musical version of "Krapps Last Tapes" at the Roxy Theatre starting in May. I need to work on my vocal techniques, but I'm sure Rusty [Naelhre - lead singer of the Love Pops, a local band] will give me some tips. Then I'll be making a movie here for a change, a love story, and I'll be starring with Auguste [a local Jai Alai player and clown performance artist]! He's so hot... wait... are you going to put that in your article, Jozzy?" - Jozzy Walker

"Then there were the producers. They were mostly scuzballs. I mean, I'm a damn star. The leading actress from the I.R.C.! But they were mostly too stupid to know that. Did you know that nobody in the whole country of California even knows what the Imperial Republic of Carnipelago is? Californians are dumb. I'd rather work for someone like Master Luxx who appreciates talent and respects me. Most of those scuzballs wanted to get me in bed. True!" - Sami Sunshine

"Oh, I did a few movies there, but they were kind of lame. I mean, I'm much prettier than all of the lead actresses I did movies with, and they can't act their way out of a paper bag. And you can quote me on that, Jozzy!" - Sami Sunshine

"...Hollywood is not so great. I mean, I was excited at first to see so many cars and roads because we don't have hardly any here. But, they kind of stink after a while and they're loud and they make all this smog and stuff. I like it better here and I never thought I'd ever say that!" - Sami Sunshine.

Kyndra closes out our fishnet-inspired day at the beach in another hot strapless two-piece from Harlequin Tribal.

Did you bring the rum?

Go-go dancers Umi Suba and Kyndra Lee look ready for a bon-fire party after sunset at Carnopolis Beach.

Go-go dancer Kyndra Lee models a lovely fishnet bandeau bikini from Harlequin Tribal, designed by her dance partner Andie Lee.

Kyndra doesn't make up to Carnopolis Beach much, which might be a good thing for the Imperial Lifeguards who would have to rescue any heart attack victim.

Go-Go Dancer Roxanne Rolls models a sheer (but legal!) one-piece from Princess Pussycat.