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(Kyndra seems to be directing Windi to the VIP lounges.)

"Let's start the show before we steal it, Babydoll," purrs Andie.

Andie has some news for Kyndra and the crowd.

"Well, there's been a request from this Spring's show organizer," says Andie, trying not to break into a giggle, "They want us to... well... cover up a little..."

The crowd rumbles in displeasure.

"Now, now. They don't want us to distract from the contestants," she reveals, then turns to Kyndra, "Time for our pink ball gowns, Kyndra?"

Kyndra just grins as the prance off momentarily.

Kyndra, after frothing up the orchestra pit with her irresistible giggles and jiggles, is joined by her partner in the Lucky Ladies dance team, Andie. Also sporting some smoking - and luridly displayed - curves of her own.

"Windi Welch got nothing on you, babygirl," Emie cracked as she began to slide back into her cabin, refering to the notorious covergirl of our February issue.

"Shut up," Vala cursed, suppressing another giggle. "But thank you, Emie."

"You're welcome. Good night, Your Luminence."

"Good night, Emie. And don't be jealous."

"Oh I am."

Emie slid back into her cabin and without a word, Vala lead us upward.

"And Mom is okay with this?" quizzed Emie.

"What's it to you? It's my suit," replied the heiress to the Carnipelagian Throne.

Mom. They referred to their Empress here as "Mom."

"Well, you look perfectly fuckable," said Emie, "Hell, I'd do you."

"Shut up. Don't be gay," Vala was still trying not to laugh, obviously feigning consternation with her friend's off-color remarks.

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As we climbed the stairways to what Vala referred to as the "middle cabins," we were stopped by the creak of an opening cabin door.

"What's up?" chirped the voice behind the door. It was Emie, the lead tumbler of Tramptastic.

"I was hoping not to wake you," replied Vala, "These are the Penis Island people."

Emie giggled at the slur. Then she noticed what her fellow acrobat was wearing.

"Oooh! The rubber suit," Emie seemed excited. "Oh my... I thought you were saving that for your breeding day."

"Hush, you," Vala snapped, suppressing a giggle, it seemed.

Just as soon as we had acknowledged her two companions, Bee and Vala's baby sister Dulai, the heiress shooed them off.

"Beat it," she snapped at them, rudely.

They didn't offer much of a protest and slunk back into one of the small lower cabins, though we did see them peering through one of the windows as Vala stripped off her pink Tramptastic robe...

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"We kind of changed a few more of the Merkan rules," Angel says, "For example, you can't run with the ball. You have to be carried. That's why we recruited the Tuccis to play on our team. Well, one of the reasons."

"We may have to part with one of them just for the sake of fairness," admits Randi, "I mean, they are the two strongest guys on the Island. We're still waiting for other teams to play against us and they're already complaining that we have two of the best carriers. And two of the hottest, too."