Effie wastes little time stripping free of her tattered denim cut-offs, flashing a pert rump that is certainly world-class on its own.

"Oh Dez, you can swim in your underwear," chirps Vica from the bar.

"I'm going commando today," Dex shyly admits.

"I don't know what the fuck that means," laughs Effie, "Some Canadian thing?"

"It means I'm..." Dez begins.

"She knows what it means," shouts Xe from the pool, wrapped in the arms of Shorty Rose.

"C'mon Dex... it's a local custom," giggles Effie.