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"Well, that might be a bikini, I guess, but it looks like it might float right off in the water," says Kyndra.

"Which would make you quite popular at the pool, Babydoll," grins Andie.

"I'm already popular at the pool."

"Oh, that's very true. And so is Genna, I bet, or will be starting tomorrow!'

"You might know our next contestant if you've ever had your hair done down on South Main Street in Springfield," says Andie.

"I have!" interrupts Kyndra.

"It's Genna Bonducci!"

Randi hopes the other teams come together soon.

"I think Springfield's team will be the best," Randi boasts, "And hopefully not just 'cuz we made up all the rules."

Whether they're the best or not, we can't imagine any team looking better.

- Deximo Zincavage

After practice, Angel unveils the latest gameday uniform design.

"This would be a road uniform," she explains, "So the boys on the other side can see what they're missing."

"Unless they want to draw some penalties," giggles Randi.

Randi does her best to prevent the completed pass, but Angel has great hands.

Apparently, girls being carried around by huge men will be a major feature of this weird new sport.

"We kind of changed a few more of the Merkan rules," Angel says, "For example, you can't run with the ball. You have to be carried. That's why we recruited the Tuccis to play on our team. Well, one of the reasons."

"We may have to part with one of them just for the sake of fairness," admits Randi, "I mean, they are the two strongest guys on the Island. We're still waiting for other teams to play against us and they're already complaining that we have two of the best carriers. And two of the hottest, too."

One of the Tucci twins tosses the girls a football.