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Camilisa shows off that magificently curved and athletically toned body...

Imagine that pair hovering and bouncing and swaying inches from your face when little Genna does your hair...

You could hear the gasps despite the loud disco soundtrack as local hairdresser Genna Bonducci walks on to the stage, in a skimpy slingshot that did nothing to hide her world-class breasts. Even if she didn't win, she gave her place of employment, Salonica in Carniville Proper, quite a bit of eye-popping P.R.

We thought it would be a nice idea to shoot Haelie as she rides one of Carniville Park's unique pedicabs, which is sort of like a vehicle that's half bike, half rickshaw. But when Haelie hailed a driver, they immediately got into an animated conversation.

"You like?" she asked, "Not too ponced up, am I?"

We had no idea what the Liverpudlian lovely was saying half the time....

Finally, after cockteasing our photographer with the skill of a symphony conductor, Haelie Anne finally declared that she would need to shower and then meet us at the Shuttle Station at Carniville Park, which was just around the corner, practically.

We darted off, got some coffee, and by the time we reached the Shuttle Station, she was already there... looking like pure sex.