"Then there were the producers. They were mostly scuzballs. I mean, I'm a damn star. The leading actress from the I.R.C.! But they were mostly too stupid to know that. Did you know that nobody in the whole country of California even knows what the Imperial Republic of Carnipelago is? Californians are dumb. I'd rather work for someone like Master Luxx who appreciates talent and respects me. Most of those scuzballs wanted to get me in bed. True!" - Sami Sunshine