High Heels

"So much for your 'Date With Windi,' Dexmo. He has to declare war on somebody, I guess. Can't he do that tomorrow? I'm Windi Fucking Welch! What a dirtbag," she growled, turning the attention to a promotional poster on the facade of the Flukes. She glanced back over her shoulder for a moment, "Maybe he found out you were coming. That would be one seriously lame excuse for being stood up. 'Had to declare war. Sorry I missed you!' Lame. Just lame." Read more »

"I don't know any more than that, but he said he had to take a helicopter out of here this afternoon," Kimba continued.

Windi thought for a moment, looking disappointed.

"I've never seen a helicopter before. I missed that. Shit." Windi seemed to be handling her being stood up in an odd way. "Well, shit." She repeated, then sighed.

Suddenly, the door of the club swung open. It was Kimba Jones, the owner of The Flukes, and he seemed to be expecting Windi.

"There you are," he said, "Prime Minister Blake asked me to tell you that he would not be able to make his appointment with you this evening." Read more »

Or maybe it was just her bubble gum.

Either way, she did seem quite relaxed, and the dress bordered on indecent. Not that we or any of the passersby were complaining.

"Are they as big as you thought they were?" She asked Deximo bluntly, perhaps catching him staring at those famous two breasts. "I think they're actually bigger than they look on TV. Can you see my nipples in this dress, Dexmo?"

That's what she called him. Dexmo. She was a little tipsy.

It was originally her idea, when we contacted Windi for an exclusive photoshoot for the pages of Venus Island Girl, that we would follow the buxom tv star on a date at the new dance club in Carnopolis Corners, The Flukes II. "A Date With Windi" was the original idea, and she told us to meet her outside The Flukes.

Who was the lucky guy? "Oh, just some visiting foriegn dignitary or something. I actually forgot his name. He's kind of important, I guess." Read more »

"...Deximo showed up... finally! She told him that she had a bikini or two in her bag, but he seemed to have something else in mind for her to pose in. She was kind of in a hurry to get it done by then, I could tell, so she just said, 'Whatever you want, let's just get it over with.' She was already a little annoyed at having to wait for him, and I was starting to see some of her 'Sunshine'..." - Jozzy Walker

"...but she was very nice, nicer than what I had heard. Did you know she was a water polo fan? She is. And she told me that she'd actually seen some of my games with the Mermaids. How neat is that? We had a great talk! But I forgot to write a lot of it down! I hope I got some of her quotes right. It I didn't, well, Sami, call me!" - Jozzy Walker

"...I sputtered and stuttered when I first talked to her, but she didn't make fun of me or anything. I told her to make herself at home and offered her the best seat in the house! Of course it was the only seat..." - Jozzy Walker

"...Sami was looking Hollywood as she waltzed into our humble little photo studio in Springfield. I am such a huge fan of her work and was a little nervous, especially when I saw her in those skin-tight leather pants and spike heels..." - Jozzy Walker