High Heels

"Little Miss Monkey is quite the performer," said Andie with an ever-so-slight disapproving air.

The audience approved, though, and soon the Princess Incognito had them cheering loudly. Bikinirama is not meant to be a striptease show, as oddly modest as that may seem for such a bawdy event, but "Little Miss Monkey" was not to be stopped. The crowd would have been quite difficult to handle if she were forced to tone it down.

We can now confirm that the drunken, petite contestant was none other than Princess Dulai, second in line to the Imperial Throne. Or at least she was until a night of drinking with a few of her tumbler compadres at the Silver Seal bar led to her shocking striptease at this spring's Bikinirama.

Off it goes!

"Yes, she's untying that bottom," Andie confirms.

"Oh, no," gasps Kyndra. "I think Miss Monkey has had a little too much to drink."

"She looks a little fam..." starts Kyndra.

"Shhh," chides Andie, "She's Little Miss Monkey."

"Is she untying her bikini bottom?"

"Our next contestant did not want her real name used," says Andie, "But she must have done something to impress the booking scouts downstairs..."

"I don't want to know," giggles Kyndra.

"...so here she is... she calls herself 'Little Miss Monkey'..."

"That's so CUTE!"

After a few prances along the catwalk, Wilona warms up enough to actually give the grateful crowd a wild lurid jiggle of her expansive rack.

"Oh... my," Kyndra is impressed, "I like her, Andie."

Wilona's... assets... stun the crowd.

The next contestant seemed a little shy at first. But as she cut through the smoke and haze and into the glare of the spotlights it was clear she had nothing to be shy about.

"Our next contestant is here because... well... she told us she lost a bet," announces Andie. "And I think you ladies and gentlemen will be glad she did."

"She borrowed my shoes..." Kyndra's eyes widen. "Oh my," she gasps, "Look at her!" Read more »