Girls With Boys

Apparently, girls being carried around by huge men will be a major feature of this weird new sport.

"We kind of changed a few more of the Merkan rules," Angel says, "For example, you can't run with the ball. You have to be carried. That's why we recruited the Tuccis to play on our team. Well, one of the reasons."

"We may have to part with one of them just for the sake of fairness," admits Randi, "I mean, they are the two strongest guys on the Island. We're still waiting for other teams to play against us and they're already complaining that we have two of the best carriers. And two of the hottest, too."

What happened next was probably too racy to make it to our pages. In fact, I'm surprised that Deximo even let us tell this part of the story, or include my photographs of him with Windi. Though, maybe he liked the part of the story where she said, "Wow, you're hung like a horse."

Either way, Windi is one seriously capable cocktease. Poor Deximo couldn't even finish the shoot. He went off to take a long, cold shower and let me work alone with Windi.

"You're a chick," he told me. "Maybe you can deal with her better."

"You won't drink on the job. But you'll get a nice big boner on the job, won't you, Dexmo? Mister professional."