Candid

A little shy at first, Bee warms to the Venus Island Girl camera and strikes a pose.

Petite like a pixie, Bee, Emie's understudy, shows up first looking as adorable in person as she does up in the spotlights.

"Well, that sucks," She muttered. "Well, fuck. Dexmo. Buy me a six pack and you can just spend the night taking pictures of my tits."

Deximo liked that idea. As you can imagine. A six-pack of what, we asked.

"Cock Rocket Rum. They sponsor my Wednesday forcasts. Can we put them in my shoot? Besides, it's on sale at the Liquorama on South Main St."

Windi just continued to bewilder us with little choice factoids like that all night long. We were off to Potso's Liquorama, then off to our photo studio down the street from it.

It would be hard to describe the spicy dialogue that followed after Windi caught up with Hollie as she was leaving. The massive Vitor Tucci, her date for the rest of the evening, apparently, did not want us anywhere near Hollie and we did feel like arguing with the Ring's star strongman and animal trainer.

Suffice it to say that Hollie had other plans, which may or may not have included Vitor and his twin brother, and so our Plan B was not an option.

Suddenly, the door of the club swung open. It was Kimba Jones, the owner of The Flukes, and he seemed to be expecting Windi.

"There you are," he said, "Prime Minister Blake asked me to tell you that he would not be able to make his appointment with you this evening." Read more »

Or maybe it was just her bubble gum.

Either way, she did seem quite relaxed, and the dress bordered on indecent. Not that we or any of the passersby were complaining.

"Are they as big as you thought they were?" She asked Deximo bluntly, perhaps catching him staring at those famous two breasts. "I think they're actually bigger than they look on TV. Can you see my nipples in this dress, Dexmo?"

That's what she called him. Dexmo. She was a little tipsy.

"...Deximo showed up... finally! She told him that she had a bikini or two in her bag, but he seemed to have something else in mind for her to pose in. She was kind of in a hurry to get it done by then, I could tell, so she just said, 'Whatever you want, let's just get it over with.' She was already a little annoyed at having to wait for him, and I was starting to see some of her 'Sunshine'..." - Jozzy Walker

"...but she was very nice, nicer than what I had heard. Did you know she was a water polo fan? She is. And she told me that she'd actually seen some of my games with the Mermaids. How neat is that? We had a great talk! But I forgot to write a lot of it down! I hope I got some of her quotes right. It I didn't, well, Sami, call me!" - Jozzy Walker

"...I sputtered and stuttered when I first talked to her, but she didn't make fun of me or anything. I told her to make herself at home and offered her the best seat in the house! Of course it was the only seat..." - Jozzy Walker

"...Sami was looking Hollywood as she waltzed into our humble little photo studio in Springfield. I am such a huge fan of her work and was a little nervous, especially when I saw her in those skin-tight leather pants and spike heels..." - Jozzy Walker