The lizards and egrets seemed to know her.

"This is one of my favorite places," she revealed, "I used to swim naked here all the time! But I guess for your magazine, I should keep my clothes on."

I pondered composing a request to the Venus Island Girl board of directors to waive the current format rules for Umi's spectacular body.

And truth be told, I did get her to strip for me, but that's another story.