"Maybe if my organ wasn't throbbing wildly with an erection I could not seem to calm down by thinking of things like guitar chords, jai alai, horoscopes, anything but Umi's incredible body, I might have come out and said hello. Or more than that. But having Odete there with my ex-girlfriend, two people who are very close to Luxx, and having them stripping to their birthday suits, as Umi says... I decided to come up with a series of lame excuses for laying down in the tent. Lame. I know. But I knew I'd have to face them eventually."