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After a few prances along the catwalk, Wilona warms up enough to actually give the grateful crowd a wild lurid jiggle of her expansive rack.

"Oh... my," Kyndra is impressed, "I like her, Andie."

"Bigger than me," marvels Kyndra.

"And me," replies Andie, "If she can dance, we might have a job for little Wilona."

"Mmhmm. Wow."

Wilona's... assets... stun the crowd.

The next contestant seemed a little shy at first. But as she cut through the smoke and haze and into the glare of the spotlights it was clear she had nothing to be shy about.

"Our next contestant is here because... well... she told us she lost a bet," announces Andie. "And I think you ladies and gentlemen will be glad she did."

"She borrowed my shoes..." Kyndra's eyes widen. "Oh my," she gasps, "Look at her!" Read more »

"Well, that might be a bikini, I guess, but it looks like it might float right off in the water," says Kyndra.

"Which would make you quite popular at the pool, Babydoll," grins Andie.

"I'm already popular at the pool."

"Oh, that's very true. And so is Genna, I bet, or will be starting tomorrow!'

"You might know our next contestant if you've ever had your hair done down on South Main Street in Springfield," says Andie.

"I have!" interrupts Kyndra.

"It's Genna Bonducci!"