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February's Cover Girl was so popular that we figured it was worth dishing out a few hazy shots taken at the Flukes II in Carnopolis of Windi Welch in action. The nightclub will forever be a popular spot as long as proprietor Kimba Jones can keep a steady stream of the Islands' most smoking babes out on his dance floor.

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"Too bad we don't have a trapeze here," smirked Andie.

"Shhh... she's... Little Miss Monkey. That's all we know, right?" Kyndra giggles, then squints at the petite figure through the haze, "She's a good dancer!"

"Um... is she naked?" Kyndra asked her co-host, "Because..."

"Uh... yeah," Andie stammered as the little acrobat shook her practically naked ass around the catwalk to the ardent enthusiasm of the Silver Seal crowd.

"She is?"

"No... but as close as anyone has ever been..."

"Wow... I couldn't keep that thing on. How does she do it?"

"She's Little Miss Monkey. From the jungle."

"No!"

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"Little Miss Monkey is quite the performer," said Andie with an ever-so-slight disapproving air.

The audience approved, though, and soon the Princess Incognito had them cheering loudly. Bikinirama is not meant to be a striptease show, as oddly modest as that may seem for such a bawdy event, but "Little Miss Monkey" was not to be stopped. The crowd would have been quite difficult to handle if she were forced to tone it down.

We can now confirm that the drunken, petite contestant was none other than Princess Dulai, second in line to the Imperial Throne. Or at least she was until a night of drinking with a few of her tumbler compadres at the Silver Seal bar led to her shocking striptease at this spring's Bikinirama.

"Yes, she's untying that bottom," Andie confirms.

"Oh, no," gasps Kyndra. "I think Miss Monkey has had a little too much to drink."