Pajamas

"Great. This dipshit on Matchmaker just spent 2,000 clams to hold hands with that bimbo hairdresser from Springfield," growls Randi.

"I work with her. I can't believe they invited her and not me," Randi scowls.

"Have they seen you?"

"No."

"Well, fuck, you could bring in three times what she's getting right now."

"Thanks!"

Inspired by Randi's daring choice of nightwear, Genna returns with something equally devastating.

This would have been in the original issue of 1985, but if you'll notice Randi had trouble keeping her breasts inside the bodice of her sheer tunic nighty.

"You watch that show, too?" Maelie asks Randi.

"Genna turned it on. She's obsessed with it. I think she wants to be a Matchgirl," said Randi. A "Matchgirl" would be one of the local lovelies agreeing to date rich tourists for the show.

"She'd be a hot one!" Maelie giggles, "So would you, hon..."

"Maybe I'll try it," smiles Randi, "I think the show has too many rules... I mean... you can't even kiss on the first date."

"Unless you spend about 15,000 clams! I wonder how much of a donation a squeeze of those tits of yours would get," ponders Maelie. Read more »

Finally, the mocha-toned Giguess Maelie arrived for the shoot, with her a few more of the Purple Pelican's latest sexy nightwear... as we will see, almost none of what she brought was donned...

Ever the immodest trickster, Randi posed for our photographer Deximo, who was so obsessed with watching the hypnotic sway of her big round breasts that he didn't notice that Randi had pulled her panties down... This shot didn't make it to the June 1985 edition, but only when an unknown copysetter finally noticed her lovely labia was quite exposed... the entire layout had to be redone and the issue was three days late.