Nudity

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Well, it was kind of true. I had shared this locker room with the ladies for quite some time, at least when I'm performing at the Seal, so I was pretty used to seeing the "Lucky Ladies", as they're known, in the buff. But given my recent bargain, it was probably not a good night to be stuck inside a four-tit sandwich... Read more »

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As I approached the dressing room, I could hear the chatter, but if I'd heard them mentioning Private Room Three, I would have done something to prevent Onzo's cute baby sister from going anywhere near there. But things seem to happen for a reason, don't they?

Maelie: No, not really... 'shy'... just...
Umi: Andie, don't pick on Maelie... maybe she just needs
         a little privacy.
Maelie: Oh, no.... it's just that...
Andie: Well, you could change in Private Lounge Three.
Umi: That's probably safe tonight.
Maelie: Think it's okay?
Andie: Well, as much as Umi'd like a peek at your cute little
        famous rump...
Umi: Andie! Hush up.
Maelie: I'm flattered...

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Maelie (enters): Did someone say my name?
Andie and Umi (unison): Maelie!
Maelie: Hi, Andie. Hi, Umi.
Andie: Your brother JUST left, honey.
Maelie: I know. I had some good news for him, too.
Umi: Tell us!
Andie: Yeah... what's the good news?
Maelie: Well, promise you'll let me tell him myself...
Andie: Of course, honey.
Maelie: I just got a gig modelling for Treehouse.
Andie and Umi (unison, more or less): WOW!