Nightlife

Genna makes a phone call as we admire her choice of panties. Or complete and obvious lack of them.

Genna the Hairdresser hands the Constable her business card. Suddenly the Constable's hair grows three inches. And his pants seem much tighter. Is she a tailor, too?

Yonga. Bonga. We stop Genna Bonducci, the hairdresser, for causing a steaming hot and sultry disturbance in the park.

Pia Rapoza! Miss Carnipelago! Waiting for a bus? Or some other kind soul to give her a ride back to Springfield Bluffs?

Kyndra offers The Constable a seat next to her, but as much as we would love to spend the evening rubbing ourselves all over her and vice versa, we must be off to capture more of the sinfully sheer...

Kyndra bounces along with the beat. Men with heart conditions beware.

Just for the record, so to speak, the song is "Wanna Lick" by the Rock Hard Love Pops.

The mission starts at the home of the sinfully sheer, the Silver Seal, on the Fairway at Carniville Park. And it's none other than Kyndra Lee, the go-go dancer, wrapped in a plastic-looking minidress that leaves little to the imagination. But, of course.

"Well, that sucks," She muttered. "Well, fuck. Dexmo. Buy me a six pack and you can just spend the night taking pictures of my tits."

Deximo liked that idea. As you can imagine. A six-pack of what, we asked.

"Cock Rocket Rum. They sponsor my Wednesday forcasts. Can we put them in my shoot? Besides, it's on sale at the Liquorama on South Main St."

Windi just continued to bewilder us with little choice factoids like that all night long. We were off to Potso's Liquorama, then off to our photo studio down the street from it.

It would be hard to describe the spicy dialogue that followed after Windi caught up with Hollie as she was leaving. The massive Vitor Tucci, her date for the rest of the evening, apparently, did not want us anywhere near Hollie and we did feel like arguing with the Ring's star strongman and animal trainer.

Suffice it to say that Hollie had other plans, which may or may not have included Vitor and his twin brother, and so our Plan B was not an option.