Interview - Photoshoot

With a loud pop of her bubblegum, she giggled, "Where's my rum?"

Deximo handed it to her, and we were speechless. That body was barely contained in a tiny pink slingshot that could genuinely be called indecent. Was it Venus Island Girl fare? It was now, Deximo decided. Yow.

"I was saving this for Prime Minister Blake, that fucker." She twirled around, popping another bubble, "His loss!"

Windi put up with Deximo's "lame" umbrella idea for a few choice shots, then giggled a little to herself and said, "I'm gonna sell more copies of your magazine than Sami did."

With that she teeter-tottered off to the dressing area.

Windi, for all her quirks, is one hell of a model.

"It's warm," she complained, about the rum. Then with a shrug, "I'll deal with it. After all. It's 'Cock Rocket'."

And it was on sale.

"Okay, look, this is lame," said Windi.

Our photographer wanted to know what she was talking about.

"Ha. Ha. Weatherbabe Windi. And an umbrella. Lame. Predictable. And where's my rum?"

I ran off to get the six pack for Windi while Deximo and Windi 'brainstormed'.

It actually was on sale.

"What's next? Well, I'm doing this. I mean, I am getting paid for this. Then, I'm going to be starring in a new musical version of "Krapps Last Tapes" at the Roxy Theatre starting in May. I need to work on my vocal techniques, but I'm sure Rusty [Naelhre - lead singer of the Love Pops, a local band] will give me some tips. Then I'll be making a movie here for a change, a love story, and I'll be starring with Auguste [a local Jai Alai player and clown performance artist]! He's so hot... wait... are you going to put that in your article, Jozzy?" - Jozzy Walker

"Then there were the producers. They were mostly scuzballs. I mean, I'm a damn star. The leading actress from the I.R.C.! But they were mostly too stupid to know that. Did you know that nobody in the whole country of California even knows what the Imperial Republic of Carnipelago is? Californians are dumb. I'd rather work for someone like Master Luxx who appreciates talent and respects me. Most of those scuzballs wanted to get me in bed. True!" - Sami Sunshine

"Oh, I did a few movies there, but they were kind of lame. I mean, I'm much prettier than all of the lead actresses I did movies with, and they can't act their way out of a paper bag. And you can quote me on that, Jozzy!" - Sami Sunshine

"...Hollywood is not so great. I mean, I was excited at first to see so many cars and roads because we don't have hardly any here. But, they kind of stink after a while and they're loud and they make all this smog and stuff. I like it better here and I never thought I'd ever say that!" - Sami Sunshine.

"...Deximo showed up... finally! She told him that she had a bikini or two in her bag, but he seemed to have something else in mind for her to pose in. She was kind of in a hurry to get it done by then, I could tell, so she just said, 'Whatever you want, let's just get it over with.' She was already a little annoyed at having to wait for him, and I was starting to see some of her 'Sunshine'..." - Jozzy Walker