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Or maybe it was just her bubble gum.

Either way, she did seem quite relaxed, and the dress bordered on indecent. Not that we or any of the passersby were complaining.

"Are they as big as you thought they were?" She asked Deximo bluntly, perhaps catching him staring at those famous two breasts. "I think they're actually bigger than they look on TV. Can you see my nipples in this dress, Dexmo?"

That's what she called him. Dexmo. She was a little tipsy.

Whoever she was planning to meet tonight was indeed one lucky fellow. Windi looked absolutely sinfully sexy in a sheer off the shoulder minidress, fishnet stockings and heels. We were a little stunned at the outfit ourselves.

"Sami Sunshine got nothing on me," she quipped in reference to last month's supermodel cover girl. "Let's show your readers how their weatherbabe likes to party! Isn't that what they wanna see? I mean, aside from my tits."

Deximo, our photographer, insists he could smell a little rum on her breath already.

It was originally her idea, when we contacted Windi for an exclusive photoshoot for the pages of Venus Island Girl, that we would follow the buxom tv star on a date at the new dance club in Carnopolis Corners, The Flukes II. "A Date With Windi" was the original idea, and she told us to meet her outside The Flukes.

Who was the lucky guy? "Oh, just some visiting foriegn dignitary or something. I actually forgot his name. He's kind of important, I guess." Read more »

Windi is all business from the time the she arrives at the studio at 4:30am until she leaves after another edition of Ola Carnipelago! is complete. She's the weathergirl, so to speak, the meteorologist for the popular morning TV talk and news show.

"What's next? Well, I'm doing this. I mean, I am getting paid for this. Then, I'm going to be starring in a new musical version of "Krapps Last Tapes" at the Roxy Theatre starting in May. I need to work on my vocal techniques, but I'm sure Rusty [Naelhre - lead singer of the Love Pops, a local band] will give me some tips. Then I'll be making a movie here for a change, a love story, and I'll be starring with Auguste [a local Jai Alai player and clown performance artist]! He's so hot... wait... are you going to put that in your article, Jozzy?" - Jozzy Walker

"Then there were the producers. They were mostly scuzballs. I mean, I'm a damn star. The leading actress from the I.R.C.! But they were mostly too stupid to know that. Did you know that nobody in the whole country of California even knows what the Imperial Republic of Carnipelago is? Californians are dumb. I'd rather work for someone like Master Luxx who appreciates talent and respects me. Most of those scuzballs wanted to get me in bed. True!" - Sami Sunshine

"Oh, I did a few movies there, but they were kind of lame. I mean, I'm much prettier than all of the lead actresses I did movies with, and they can't act their way out of a paper bag. And you can quote me on that, Jozzy!" - Sami Sunshine

"...Hollywood is not so great. I mean, I was excited at first to see so many cars and roads because we don't have hardly any here. But, they kind of stink after a while and they're loud and they make all this smog and stuff. I like it better here and I never thought I'd ever say that!" - Sami Sunshine.