Boating

"He once told me that he named the boat after me, but that's gullshit," Windi snickered. "I'm not exactly 'little', if you know what I mean."

We know what you mean, Windi, but the "Venus" part definitely applies.

We were unaware of this at first, but Windi the weathergirl is no stranger to the Little Venus.

"Oh, Potso and I are... um... really good friends," she admitted, "He's taken me all kinds of ways on this boat."

"Are they finally gonna let you shoot me naked, Dezgo?" Gigi prodded our photographer, playfully, "'Cuz, I AM planning to go skinny dipping... a lot! Can I take that lifeguard with me if you're too chicken?"

'Skinny dipping' apparently is an American slang term for bathing in the nude. 'Chicken' apparently means that someone is too afraid to bathe with a naked woman. Who would that apply to?

Without her usual spiked heels, Gigi seems even tinier in person. But goodness, what a body!

Little Gigi was a little subdued as we approached the pristine beaches. Here she sports a "Junk Palace" sleeveless t-shirt and a little white thong.

"I wish my brother could have come," she sighed, "Though, that lifeguard does look a little like him."

She would soon get into the spirit of the photoshoot...

"That Prince Torque is almost as cute as you, Deshmo," giggled Wilona after a few Hammerheads, "Which cabin is his? Do you think he likes girls?"