Denim

Vala offers Emie a hair brush. She never approved of Emie's wild shock of strawberry blond.

Does it have a name, Genna? "Hell, yeah, but you're gonna laugh." Try us. "It's called Big Rusty!" It doesn't look like it would even rust, though. "Well, it's named after a guy. And I think you know who..." Never.

Genna tells Venus Island Girl, "I carry four tanks of oxygen with it. Oh, and a patch kit. Those mother fucking Taylor cranes once took a bite out of it. What is up with that?"

Wow. That's Genna Bonducci riding her own inflatable Tubarao. "It's equipped with an A. K. Shipwright Seahog 150 engine. This puppy can fly," she tells us. Did she customize it herself? "Uh, duh. Of course!"

Effie Jo enjoys one of her own products aboard her sailboat, the Tetra. "It's a new beverage called 'Kiss Pop' and I'm collaborating with the boys at Clown Tribal to market it." What's in it? "Oh, too many things to mention! But that's a secret right now... Be on the lookout for our TV ads soon!'

Effie Jo Pflughalter aboard her bright blue sailboat, the Tetra. Effie saved money on the craft by not outfitting it with an outboard motor, but as she says, "You just have to look out for those pain in the ass Taylor cranes. They like nothing better than to rip into your sail fabric. God only knows why!"

Look out, Effie, there's one behind you!

"...Deximo showed up... finally! She told him that she had a bikini or two in her bag, but he seemed to have something else in mind for her to pose in. She was kind of in a hurry to get it done by then, I could tell, so she just said, 'Whatever you want, let's just get it over with.' She was already a little annoyed at having to wait for him, and I was starting to see some of her 'Sunshine'..." - Jozzy Walker

"...but she was very nice, nicer than what I had heard. Did you know she was a water polo fan? She is. And she told me that she'd actually seen some of my games with the Mermaids. How neat is that? We had a great talk! But I forgot to write a lot of it down! I hope I got some of her quotes right. It I didn't, well, Sami, call me!" - Jozzy Walker

"...I sputtered and stuttered when I first talked to her, but she didn't make fun of me or anything. I told her to make herself at home and offered her the best seat in the house! Of course it was the only seat..." - Jozzy Walker